Kingina: "Mahirap talaga maging gwapo, puking inaaaargh!"
Uncle J(looking at Mik): "Tang inang 'to e noh? Di sanay."
Kingina: "Ha? Anong sanay? Sanay saan?"
Uncle J(donning "the face"*): "Sanay maging gwapo, gago. Tignan mo kami sanay na."
*The face is a facial expression(of course!) that my barkada(even the girls) uses whenever we are explaining anything with a passion or when we want to be comcical, in a sense. You need to soften your jaw, let it protrude slightly and droop you eyes to get that disinterested look.
Girls girls girls, they seem to be everywhere. At first I didn't really like gallivanting, flirting, or making landi to them. I succumbed. Does it run in the blood? I've got like 13 siblings, and I only know 4 of them. I can say that my dad is not a sweet talker. My driver's description of his personality: "Pinanganak yan nang may sama ng loob." Yeah, he's always pissed off, he always has this mapagmata/matapobre face, but he's lovable and responsible. Maybe that's what the girls loved him for. Am I like him too? But I think I have a different approach, not saying what it is though! =P
Kathleen, Robert and I have inherited the same "disease," but thinking about it, its not the only thing that we've inherited. Kat has been through the Second Trait Inherited phase three years ago. Robert had like a number of girls a couple of years back. And now, me... little ol' me. I told myself and my friends a couple of months back that all I inherited from my father was the "disease" and not this. It seems as if I was wrong. I don't know, but they keep on coming, and I do too(no pun intended =p). Kidding aside, what do these girls see in me anyway? Is the STI an aura that they like, unseen by men but seen by women? Is it my demeanor? Do they find me charming? Or maybe even lovable? I don't know, really.
All I know is that I am oh so gwapo. LoL! At sanay na sanay na ako. =p
So, is this a blessing or a curse? Presently, this is very enjoyable. But in the end, will it haunt me? Will I have 14 children too? Not that I don't like kids, but 14! For fuck's sake, that's a lot! It's like a basketball team! Who can say. Only time will tell.
Live life like its your last day on Earth, LoL! Who gives a flying fuck on what time might bring. Time, just bring it on BABY!
Gah!
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