Eew de toilet

There is something wrong with the local transportation system here in Manila, particularly the LRT. It's not about the air conditioning system, or the queue jumpers, or even the capacity of the trains... it's about the B.O. policy. There are a lot of fucking people who cannot care less about their appearance, much less their own stench. It infiltrates the nostrils like the US troops to Iraq. I think smelly people must have a low sense of self-monitoring (hasty generalization.) Pero PLEASE NAMAN! Learn to use deodorants, wash your smelly pits once in a while, mas lalo na yung mga buhok nyo! Learn to use shampoo, PLEASE! The LRT authorities should do something about this, also the country.

If I ruled the world, imagine that...

If I was the president of the country, I'd impose a policy wherein EVERYBODY must bathe at least once a day and use deodorants. Merit, tax deductions mebbe, will be given to the people who use colognes, even the cheap ones that you see sidewalk vendors sell. For gosh's sake, are we not civilized people wherein we ignore our hygiene? Were you cunts not taught in grade school to bathe or instilled by your parents, which they should really do.

Public bath houses

No, I wouldn't build bath houses for the sake of the people,. There are many manyakises around. There are men raping women, women raping men, women raping women (yum!) and men raping men (yuck) These would only serve as a catalyst for chaos. An instigator, if you will.

Anyway, you folks out there, remember to bathe as often as your schedule allows you to. If your pit smells like rotten aloe vera, fucking please refrain from holding on the support rails of the train. Wash your hair too so that tall guys like me wont be able to smell your fucking anits. Kingina, signing off. Good night Seattle!