Sometimes

I love the way that I connect with friends and acquaintances using my phone; chatting the night away or just saying a simple hello can brighten up anybody's day... 'cept when I recieve those fucking "sometimes quotes!" Fucktards tend to send, now that rhymes, quotes that start with fucking sometimes, and I can't help but be sick of it. L2USE other words, you cunts. I've got like twenty out of a hunnerd quotes wif sometimes as the first word. A pet peeve of mine...

On DVDs

I've got this portable DVD player, it just appeared outta nowhere. Reckon dad bought it and just didnae say anything 'boot it. I've been watching a lot of movies lately, going to sleep at around 5AM sometimes. Am kinda hard of hearing so I often use subtitles. Damn these pirates for NOT being able to put the correct subtitles. And these VERSUS stuff in front of the DVD. Why does it hafta be VERSUS? I appreciate them for "handpicking" 12 Jet Li and 12 Bruce Lee movies, but does the title REALLT hafta say VERSUS? If it weren't for your cheap ass prices I wouldn't buy your merchandise. But PLEASE, where's the fucking fight scene between Bruce Lee and Jet Li? Fucking VERSUS. L2USE the proper words.